Quoted: David Sedaris

Yay! Going to see David Sedaris this Sunday at the Valley Performing Arts Center! Heard him once before at a book signing and he was great, so I know this Sunday will be awesome. Happy weekend, all!

 

LIKE ANY NORMAL FIFTH GRADER, I PREFERRED MY VILLAINS TO BE EVIL AND STAY THAT WAY, TO ACT LIKE DRACULA RATHER THAN FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER, WHO RUINED EVERYTHING BY HANDING THAT PEASANT GIRL A FLOWER. HE SORT OF MADE UP FOR IT BY DROWNING HER A FEW MINUTES LATER, BUT, STILL, YOU COULDN’T LOOK AT HIM THE SAME WAY AGAIN.  ~ David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames ~

 

 

 

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