So, last week I posted a random, but awesome, picture of a giraffe. If you read the comments, you’ll see that my friend Jimmy noted this possible (awesome) backstory to go with the awesome giraffe:
“Is it an awesome photo of a giraffe or a photo of an awesome giraffe?
From the looks of it, this giraffe is so awesome he takes the lunch money from lesser giraffes after delivering a beating. The bloodied and pummeled giraffes then respond, ‘Thank you for the beating sir, that was awesome.’
This giraffe then uses the lunch money to buy unfiltered cigarettes.”
Hours later I got this gem. Awesome to the third power.